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spring is ending

To start I had a blast with Kevin at the zoo yesterday. We got a little turned around on our way there and a lot turned around on our way back. (if i had drove it would not have been such a turn around on the way back). Cinci zoo is kinda smaller then Indy zoo but we got to see a lot more animals.

Last night Izaias class had an end of the year program. Mrs. Kathys class was awesome the kids did a great job. One of the cutest things I have ever saw. Nicolas' class did bowling and Nicolas is a natural at it. He loved it and it was so cute. We will defiantly do bowling over the summer.

Plans for Summer

• Library Reading Program Me and All 4 kiddies
• Bowling
• lots of time at the park
• I need a summer job to make some extra cash for breakfast and lunches be it working somewhere or mowing grass. Applications will be filled out this weekend.
• Spend tons of time with the boys
• Nicolas in another speech program
• Kevin also in a speech program
• Paint interior of home (extra job would help)
• For me to keep moving and keep dropping pounds (my goal is to loose weight each week whether it be 1lb or 5lbs just to keep loosing. It didn't take me a week to gain all my extra luggage it will not take me a day to loose it all)
• Potty Train Nicolas (couple of ideas here. From running around naked at my dads outside to taking him to the potty every time we go. Looking for advice here)

Potty training Nicolas will be a challenge. I am thinking about using pictures but there is a problem with that we would have to be extremely careful not to let pictures end up in the wrong hands. Honestly a video would probably work best for him just need to figure out a way to do it without it being considered kiddie porn.

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside
down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet,
eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)



On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)



On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

BITCHOLOGY???

BITCHOLOGY
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.

When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch.

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they
call me a bitch.

Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It
means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a
bitch.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being
everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.

It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly
am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.

I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is
nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every
ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.

And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to
bear it.
B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything